shum pulp

Another Toothpick โ€” S03E05

Carmela

How are you feeling, from your accident?

Melfi

Fine, thank you.

Carmela

Honestly, if you'd told me five years ago I would be sitting here today. Honestly, if you'd told me five years ago I would be sitting here today. Honestly, if you'd told me five years ago I would be sitting here today. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Melfi

Anthony's attacks, how do they make you feel?

Carmela

Well, concerned of course. And helpless. A little frustrated maybe.

Melfi

With your inability to help him?

Carmela

To tell the truth, I was referring to your inability to help him.

Tony

She has helped me. What are you talking about?

Carmela

You've been coming here for three years, Tony. You still pass out on a regular basis.

Melfi

I understand your frustration. Did Anthony share with you, any of our insights about his last panic attack?

Tony

I told you, remember? The gabagool and my mother when I was a little kid.

Carmela

Right, yes.

Melfi

Do you think that there's anything in the present family dynamic that could server as a trigger. Something in your dialoging, perhaps?

Carmela

Excuse me?

Melfi

I don't really know you that well. We're trying to get to root causes.

Tony

Like maybe you do things, you know that, have some effect on me?

Carmela

Oh really?

Tony

What? People affect each other in life.

Carmela

Oh, I get it. Is this how it works? You can't get any answers out of him, so you start looking for someone else to point the finger at?

Tony

She's not saying anything! Why're you getting so defensive?

Carmela

You know what Tony? Maybe you should explore your own behaviour. Maybe you pass out because you're guilty over something. Maybe the fact that you stick your dick into anything with a pulse, you ever thought of exploring that as a root cause?

Tony

๐Ÿ™„ Very nice, that's very nice.

Carmela

Mhmmm.

Tony

I told you months ago I broke it off with that Russian person. Right?

Carmela

It's incredible, it's like people who smoke their whole lives and then they sue the cigarette companies when they get cancer.

Tony

You know you agreed to come here. Ah forget it, this is fuckin' ridiculous.

Carmela

Right, just sit there. Silence, anger. And then you pass out, and you blame the rest of the fuckin' world.

Tony

Yea, I love you too!

Melfi

You're both very angry.

Tony

Yea, you must've been in the top of your fuckin' class.

Frank Sinatra Jr.

The Happy Wanderer โ€” S02E06

Yea, please Tony, put a little Buca in it for me would ya?

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

How about the Cuban missile crisis? Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba. Pointed 'em ๐ŸคŸ right at us.

Tony

Bust Out โ€” S02E10

Daveey!

You're doing a good jooob.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

Universal remote! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Probably wiped your ass barehanded till you came to this country.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

Most important meal.

Chrissy

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit.

Tony

Bust Out โ€” S02E10

Get the fuck back in your fucking hole! Now!

Richie

Full Leather Jacket โ€” S02E08

Fuckin' winghead came to see me.

Valery

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

Ah, you want to fuck here, cocksucker? You come to my house!

Carmela

Pilot โ€” S01E01

Him, with those ducks. ๐Ÿคจ

Chrissy

No-Show โ€” S04E02

Hey, I got it covered. First thing I'm doing? Is getting wings in my hair.

Johnny Sack

The Weight โ€” S04E04

He said, she was having a 90 pound mole, removed from her ass.

Melfi

Pilot โ€” S01E01

Many Americans I think feel that way.

Johnny Sack

The Weight โ€” S04E04

200 grand for insulting my wife? What's next, Carmine, he get to fuck her for a million?

Ralphie

He Is Risen โ€” S03E08

Wha? You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? No offense.

Tony

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

Don't tell me you were happier when she was going out with that, uh, Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy. Scraped through that by the skin of our ass.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

With what? His cock? Think about it, Chrissy. Even if he's alive, he's unarmed, and bleedin' like a sieve. He's in the woods, he's in his pyjamas. It's the fuckin' Yukon out there.

Tony

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

๐Ÿ˜ƒ What, that fluffy, french, coco piece of shit?

Johnny Sack

He Is Risen โ€” S03E08

Used to be some hoofer, poor thing. Takes a terrible toll on the joints.

Junior

The Weight โ€” S04E04

A mole on her ass? What's the Joke? I still don't get it.

Johnny Sack

The Weight โ€” S04E04

No more weight remarks, Tony. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.

Tony

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ This says with pulp.

Paulie

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

๐Ÿคญ I guess you could call that a dick.

Tony

The Weight โ€” S04E04

Fucked up thing is, I don't even like Ralph. If he were drowning I'd throw him a cinder block. But not protect one of my own captains? Besides, it's too late anyway. Carmine gave me the nod.

Tony

Bust Out โ€” S02E10

Well as long as the two of you are happy.

Bobby

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

One time we went huntin'? Saw a sign, said 'Bear Left', so we went home.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

The package hit Chrissy with an implement, and ran off.

Carmela

The Weight โ€” S04E04

I think he's pulling your leg, Brian.

Ralphie

The Weight โ€” S04E04

She wanted to stick a dildo, up my ass! Make believe, she was pimpin' me out. I told her get the fuck outta here!

Junior

The Weight โ€” S04E04

Real lack of standards your generation. In my day, John was right. A man would never be expected to stand for a remark like that.

Silvio

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

New york re-opened the books, but they also laid it down. Probationary period.

Tony

The Weight โ€” S04E04

What, like classic cars?

Tony

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Not this much. I like the one that says shum pulp.

Tony

Another Toothpick โ€” S03E05

Yea, you must've been in the top of your fuckin' class.

Junior

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waitin' in the car who wants to tongue my balls!

Tony

Bust Out โ€” S02E10

You know you're like the old woman who's got a virginia ham under her arm and she goes around crying cause she's got no bread.

Chrissy

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Yea, maybe you, you fuck.

Chrissy

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Blow me with your lectures, Paulie!

Chrissy

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

๐Ÿ”ซ I'll leave you here you one-shoed cocksucker.

Furio

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Stupid'a facking game.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

With the luggage.

Patsie

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

When I was comin' up, this would never happen to new made guys. But too many people are doin' a simulcast.

Tony

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

Oh, you'd rather have her lookin' at pictures of soup cans instead of being close to home.

Furio

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

You gotta bee on'a you hat. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ’ฆ

Paulie

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves.

Paulie

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

Hey, snakes were fuckin' themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

Paulie

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

Amazing thing about snakes ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ“บ is that they reproduce: spontaneously.

Furio

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

No bitch'a to me! Bet with your 'ead, no over it! You still a partner. You got a problem with us?

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

All the shit we've been through. You think I'd really kill ya?

Melfi

He Is Risen โ€” S03E08

No, that's not the point, Elliot! These fucking interruptions!

Tony

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Yea, that's right. He ratted us out, Carm, me, and you. And that's where he is. And I don't wanna hear about him ever again! Or his ungrateful cunt wife.

Paulie

Pine Barrens โ€” S03E11

We did. But he started givin' us some shit. Prick sucker punched me.

Junior

The Weight โ€” S04E04

On Johnny? That one's a slippery fuck, eh? Him and those big fish lips of his.

Furio

The Telltale Moozadell โ€” S03E09

You could use a little 'elp. Mak'a dis place into 21st century.

Junior

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Those marshalls see you comin' in here? Cause I need be remanded to a fuckin' jail hospital right now like I need a fuckin' case of crabs.

Paulie

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Pasquale, pat him down.

Tony

Second Opinion โ€” S03E07

Well, take it up with Pussy, if you can find the fat fuck, wherever the feds put him. I'd look in Arizona, you know, stake out all their TGI Fridays, he loves their wings.